More taggage in aisle 5 8D
It's late so half of this shit probably doesn't make sense



LET IT BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
Yaw

What do you like?
I like to be petted..makes me sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

What do you want right now?
World domination

What was the funniest thing that happened this week?
An epic car crash out on the highway..it was awesome..people died

Who is someone you tell everything to?
Anyone, I talk alot

Do you miss anyone?
FUCK yes

Do you hate being alone?
Nah, sometimes I like to be

Your brother tells you he's in jail, what do you say?
Shit my pants cause I dun have a brother

Name some things you would never tolerate in a relationship?
Lieing?..trying to get me to stop playing in traffic |: that's a no-go fo me

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yeah! can you say FREEEEEEEEEEDOM

Tears are falling from your face, what's the reason?
I spilt teh milk D:

Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in their arms?
None

Where’s the person who has your heart right now ?
Mah heart of d00m doesn't have an owner

Do you and your last ex hate each other?
Nah

Do you get drunk every weekend?
Not every weekend

What was the last thing you said to your mother?
''Cool, it's really loud''

Is your hair up?
Nah

Did you take a nap today?
Tempted

Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Of course I do

How many piercings do you have?
11!

Are you looking forward to something as of right now?
July 24th..ooooooooooooooooooh lalalala the book I've been waiting for since March is fucking coming out, I am stoked

Has a boy sat on your bed before?
Mah chums

How old is the last person you kissed?
Younger than me

How did you wake up this morning?
My damn kitty pouncing on mah feet

How are you feeling right now ?
Nothing

Are you too forgiving ?
I unno

Can you count your serious relationships on one hand?
Yeah

Can you count the number of people you've have sex with on one hand using only fingers?
Uh, depends...do thumbs count as fingers?

Where is your ex ?
Probably getting hosed on kool-aid

What were you doing 30 minutes ago ?
I unno, I don't know what I'm doing anymore

Mommy’s girl or daddy’s girl ?
AHAHAHA unless I get a sex change..neither

Have you ever kissed the last person you text messaged ?
Nah, locking lips with other guys just doesn't appeal to meh

Your ex says they love you, you say?
Gak

Are you timid?
Not at all

Do you carry a calculator around with you?
FUCK YES for mathematical comfort

If your child mis behaved would you hit him/her?
Fuck no, I believe that falls into the category of child abuse?! SHEESH FOO

Do you compost?
YEAH! Saving the world one dead body at a time 8D

Do you recycle?
Yeah man

What's the closest thing to your computer mouse?
A wooden skeleton

Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Friggen both

Do you like playing board games?
Strip monoplylylylylylyl

Do you like pulp or no pulp in your orange juice?
Extra pulp...so much pulp I can't swallow it -drool- pulpy pulpy pulp

Do you dip your oreos in milk?
Oh yeah, and banana's 8D

What's your favorite christmas drink?
Eggnog

Do you do the dishes every night?
No, the dishwasher washes the dishes every night

Where are you?
In mah room

Are you afraid of dying?
I can hardly wait

Ever been to a cemetary?
Played in one 8D jumping tombstones is very time consuming

What was your grade 4 teacher like?
Strict O_O god forbid you forgot your homework

What was your grade 1 teacher like?
CRAZY! We had ''ducky day'' I think it was called and we'd wear our bathing suits to school..and there would be this fucking water thing..and...crazy shit...she got in trouble for teaching us sex-ed..probably because she gave us a big envelope with diagrams and pictures

What about your grade 3 teacher?
She was a bitch

Ever called a teacher mom by accident?
Ahahaha yeah..or grandma

Did you wear onesies as a baby?
YOU MEAN FEETY PAJAMAS?!?1?!!? FUCK YES, those fuckers were comfortable

What time is it?
After 1am

What did you have for dinner?
Chicken burgers and spicy fries

What time did you eat dinner at?
Around 8

Do you like to go camping?
Not really :/ mosquito's...MALARIA! WEST NILE VIRUS! THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!

Have you ever camped in someones backyard?
We slept on a trampoline that night..tramp campin

Do you star-gaze?
Can't in the city..too many lights

Why was it cloudy today?
We had a thunderstorm

Have you ever snorted cocaine?
There's a new white devil children! AND IT GOES UP YOUR FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOSE

What about the weather in the summer?
Bah, uber hot, you hit the pavement and melt like snowmen

Do you like to be reassured that you're cared about?
Yeah xD

What color are your eyes? Are they pretty?
Pale ass blue ..and no...they're nothing special

What does your second text say?
''i slept like shit 8/''

How do you think your last ex thinks about you?
I doubt I ever cross her mind

Do you like what you see in the mirror?
Meh, decent?

What’s one word to describe you?
Outspoken

What makes you laugh?
Everything 8D

How is your hair?
Fine, how is yours?

Ever had a rabbit?
I HAD A BUNNEH WHEN I WAS LITTLE..I taught it how to climb stairs 8D

Ever been stopped by the cops?
Yeah..for ''speeding''

Would you like to cuddle?
Maybe

What are your initals?
What if I didn't have a name? HOW BAD DO YOU FEEL NOW!

Married?
Nope, probably never

What kind of bodywash do you use?
The kind that washes yo body

Europe or the Caribbean?
Outer space

How do you feel about drugs?
DRUGS ARE FO THE WEAK...except kool-aid 8D

Are you drinking anything exciting right now?
Pepsi...oh so exciting

Who do you miss right now?
I WANNNNNNNNNA RPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTHHHHHHHH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -hyperventalate-

Did you ever think someone didn't like you, but came to find out they really did?
That is the craziest thing O_O

Last time you ate grilled cheese?
A while ago..dip that shit in salsa..you'll have an eyegasm

When you think of the rainbow, what pops in your head?
SKITTLES TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH

What goes best with a soft drink?
Something..soft

What did you dream last night?
I didn't dream

Are you on any medication?
Kool-aid

Where's your favorite place to be?
I like bathrooms

Have you ever moshed?
MOSH BOWLING AHAHAHAHAHAH

What do you on your hot dogs?
Hot dogs have carrots in them

Who was the last person you saw without clothes on?
Someone hehehehehe

What should you be doing now?
Nothin

Have you ever been to California/Chicago?
Nope

Have you ever suffered from bulimia, anorexia, etc.
Nah

What's the most lenghty conversation you've had with someone?
I once talked to someone for 13 hours about taco's...and that was without an intermission 8D

On myspace/facebook or twitter did you decline or accept your last friend requests?
Accepted

Does 50 cent really suck at what he does?
In mah humble opinion, he smokes expired pole

What about lil' Wayne?
..what about him? o_O

Is climbing trees really that fun?
YEAH just not when you fall out of them

Is it rude to walk on peoples lawns?
I do it all the time..fucking shortcuts 8D

Are the neighbors on the left of you nice people? Why or why not?
I used to think they were pedophiles

Do you roller blade?
Nah

Do you speak your mind or do you let someone else speak for you?
I speak mah mind..sometimes too much xD

If someone called you fat what would you say back?
Yaw hawhawhaw..so fat even mah fat has fat

If someone called you preppy what would you say back?
Call them a d-bag and slap some sense into them

If someone flipped you off what would you do back?
Grope someone and point at them bahahaha

When your driving (if you drive) do you stop and let people pull out?
Sometimes >D

Do you use your signals when you drive (again, if you drive)?
Yeah yeah

Have you ever ran out in front of a car?
Yeah, test their brakes

Would you ever date your teacher?
HOT FOR TEACHER WAAAAAAAh

Say a teacher invited you to there house, would you actually go?
EGG THAT SHIT............then run like mad

Does your mom care what you do on the computer?
Nah

Do you and your sibling(s) fight over who gets to use the computer?
Nah, me and mah sister got our own so we WOULDN'T fight

What do you and your sibling(s) fight over?
Everything..but I'm younger so I USUALLY WIN MUWHAHAHAHHA

Has your brother/sister ever cooked for you?
Yeah, surprised it wasn't poisoned

If your ex called you crying and said he/she was stuck somewhere, would you go?
Maybe if it was life threatening

What was the last CD you bought?
As I Lay Dying and Iron Maiden

Do you have a lot of CDs or do you use LimeWire and just listen to it off the computer?
I have a bitch load of CD's 8DDD many many maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany

Is this quiz getting long or what?
A little bit

In middle school, what instrument did you play in band class?
Drums

Does Wal-mart have great deals or what?
I refuse to go to Wal-Mart

Are you wearing socks?
Mah feet are sockless

Do you like to sleep in?
No

Are you on MSN?
Nah

Do you need your morning coffee to wake up?
Never!

Do you wear glasses?
Nah

Do you believe everyone in this world has a soulmate?
Everyone minus meh

Where is your soulmate right now?
Mah soul doesn't get a mate

Do you know someone who complains about everything?
YEAH FUCK, should have their jugular cut

Are you good at giving directions?
If I has a map : D

What is a way to win your heart?
No